Teen Choice Awards ’09

Last night the Teen Choice Awards was aired with the Jonas Brothers as the host of the show. The winners of the categories aren’t all that important, in my opinion, since they’re based off of pop culture, and unless you’ve been living under a rock, the winners were predictable. But if you have been living under that rock, here’s the complete list.

Now let’s highlight the lameness of Teen Choice Awards ’09.

Dare the Jonas Brothers: This was a little game where three fans were chosen to give a dare for the JoBro’s. The first was that Joe had to cut his hair.

tca_joeFinally, something exciting! Mike Tyson came out with scissors, grabbed some of Joe’s hair, and began cutting a few strands… and that .. was it?! The other two dares for the other two brothers were also so tame – a fake tattoo, and hug 20 girls in 20 seconds. Please guys, if you’re going to do this as a segment, pick dares you could actually perform.

Twilight Gets 11 Wins: Well, I suppose this was already a given but for it to receive the Choice Movie Rumble out of all the action/adventure blockbuster out there is pretty lame. And since I despise the Twilight franchise, it’s going to be on the list no matter what, ha.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, Catherine Hardwicke, Ashley Greene, Jackson Rathbone

Miley’s Performance: She sang her new song “Party in the USA” that involved her getting on top of an ice cream cart, with a pole. Sigh, I do have to say that her dance routine on the ice cream cart was actually mild, but the fact that there is a pole is already a no-no. But add that with her bra-showing attire screams attention.

We get that she wants to get away from the “good-girl” image, which she’s been doing for a while now, but she is still with Disney and still doing a show for tweens. I don’t care what she does after her contract is done with Disney, but for now, keep yourself in check!

Dane Cook’s Little Comment: This part wasn’t aired, but of course it leaked anyways. Before announcing the “Choice Hotties”, he called Vanessa Hudgens out on her once again leaked nude photos. Heh, didn’t that girl learn anything?tca_danecook

Too bad they left that part out of the program. I’m sure a lot of people would have gotten quite the laugh. Watch it here.

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